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Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding…
dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper(via kell046bell)
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Educate thyself…or at least, know enough to fake it ‘till you make it.
The sad thing is, the informal in this picture is the formallest of formals in my life. xD
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parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
nine-year-olds
NINE
NEIN
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Reblog if you’re either a Whovian, a Supernaturalist, a Sherlockian, a Potterhead, a Merlin fan or a Tolkien fan.
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Still some of the best advice I’ve ever read.
Wisdom.
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every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
what
gUYS
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
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Abandoned 123 year old school
It’s my fucking dream to gather a group of friends and explore a place like this.
Sure, there might be some murders but the survivor will have a story of a lifetime.
and maybe meet the Winchesters
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1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired.
I bet you could probably do this with comic panels… although fingernails are a little small. Get creative?
Perfect for a librarian.
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